BUTCHIE & GEEKAZOID
From: "butchie" <wawa@wolfenet.com>
To:
"Rosie the Rat Dog" <durango@wolfenet.com>
Subject: My demented
keeper
Dear Rosie,
I'm a cat by species, but I'm
a dog by nature, I like to think of myself as a Rat Dog. I have a huge 300
pound bald geekazoid who takes care of me. I think he has been neutered
because I've seen no litters of little geekazoids and my caretaker seems to
treat me like I'm his little baby---he talks baby talk to me, holds me like a
baby, feeds me milk out of a bottle, buys cutesy hats for me to wear, pushes
me around the neighborhood in a baby carriage---you are lucky your caretakers
do not subject you to such indignities.
Love ya,
Rosie,
Butchie the Rat Cat
Dear Butchie,
I am so blessed I
don't live with a geekazoid. What planet is he from? If you ever wanna run
away from home, I would understand.
Rosie the
Geekazoid-Free Rat Dog
SATCHEL
From: "satchel" <kellyr@ozemail.com.au>
To:
"Rosie the Rat Dog" <durango@wolfenet.com>
Subject: RE: The
Aussie Rat Dog!
Hi Rosie,
This is Satchel the Rat Dog from
the Central Coast, Australia here. I had a little trouble with typing on the
keyboard with my paws so I have my secretary Kate do the typing.
 I have seen a frisbee or two in my life time but much
prefer a scummy looking rubber ring on an old bit of rope myself. I also have
a passion for collecting socks and taking them to bed with me at
night.
As Kate walks me in the bush a lot here, I love to chase the odd
kangaroo and swim in the dam. This means I keep pretty trim and terrific as
you will see in the photos.
I think it may be my ears that gave me the
'Rat Dog' name, you look as if you have a fine pair yourself !
Well,
I'm kind of getting a bit hungry now. So I think I will go and hassle my
owners and then cuddle on the couch and watch the X
Files.
See Ya Later,
Satchel
Hi Satchel,
You are one good
looking Rat Dog. If you ever get to America please give me a bark. I wish
I could chase a kangaroo. I chase an occasional squirrel or buffalo, but
never anything as fun as a kangaroo.
See ya
sooner,
Rosie
be a pen pal and click
me
ccc
RACHEL
From: "rachel" <mp@nbc.com>
To: "Rosie the
Rat Dog" <durango@wolfenet.com>
Subject: RE: Another Rat
Dog!
Dear Rosie---
My name is Rachel
the Rat Dog. I live with a goofy guy in Los Angeles. He takes me to the
grocery store with him cuz he thinks I help him meet chicks. So far it hasn't
worked.
Bye---
Rachel the Rat Dog
Hi Rachel--
It was
great to hear from an LA Rat Dog. I've heard there are a lot of
good-looking Mexican Rat Dog's down there. I'm hoping my humans will take
me to Disneyland someday
soon.
Bye,
Rosie
be a pen pal and click
me
SUGAR
From: sugar <penguin@telcomplus.com>
To:
durango@wolfenet.com
Subject: Sugar to Rosie
Dear
Rosie,
My Aunt Tiffany asked me to send you a picture
for your web page. She is kinda bossy so I thought I had better do what she
says. Don't get me wrong, I really did want to become a penpal with you but I
am kinda shy and it took her being bossy to get me to open up. I love my Aunt
Tif, but when she comes here to stay with my owners they spoil her and kinda
ignore me. She is getting old so I suppose I shouldn't complain. I get teased
because I have a strange bark. Anyhow I wanted to tell you that I think you
are a cute rat dog.
Your
friend,
Sugar
Dear Sugar,
Reading
between the lines I get the idea you have very overbearing relatives, but
you seem very sweet inspite of
them.
Rosie
TIFFANY the
RAT PRINCESS
To:
<rosie>durango@wolfenet.com
From: penguin@mail.brigadoon.com
(Tiffany)
Subject: Rosie the Rat Dog
Dear
Rosie,
My owner (I like to make her think she owns
me...I get better treats that way) is typing this for me.
I have
visited your web site many times and think it is very nice, but some of the
company you keep is questionable. You are such a sweet little girl (I feel I
can call you that since I am your elder) I would hate to see you taken in by
some smooth talker.
Keep up the travels and keep telling us pets that
have to stay home about all of your wonderful
adventures.
Your friend,
Princess Tiffany
Toi
Dear Tiffany,
You
are the fuzziest Rat Dog I've ever seen. I agree with what you say about
the company I keep. I keep hoping Rat Dog Protective Services will come
rescue me. If your humans keep refusing to take you anywhere you might
wanna run away from home and be a Rat Dog on the Road for awhile. When you
come back home your humans won't let you out of their sight.
Hope
to see you on the road!
Rosie
MUGSY the
RAT TEDDY
To: durango@wolfenet.com
From:
teddy@hctc.com
Subject: Rosie the Rat Dog
Dear Rosie,
You're cute. But I think I'm
cuter.
Mugsy
Dear Mugsy,
I think
you're probably right.
Rosie
be a pen pal and click
me
Two Human Rosie Pen
Pals
representing two points of
view...
From: judith.maclellan@pei.sympatico.ca
To:
durango@wolfenet.com
Subject: RosieNumberTwo
I
think that Rosie O'Donnell is a total sweatie. And this page just sucks.
Anyone who thinks this is funny is a loser. So get a life!!!!
Judy Judy Judy,
Rosie O'Donnell
does not sweat excessively and Rosie the Rat Dog feels it was very rude of
you to say such a
thing.
Rosie
From: NURSEASSIST@prodigy.net
To:
durango@wolfenet.com
Subject:
RosieNumberOne
Very enjoyable web site.
And a
very cute dog!!
Dear Nurse Assist,
You can take
care of me anytime. You have very good judgment and exquisite
tastes!
Rosie O'Doggell (aka Rosie the Rat
Dog)
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